Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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