I just cut my nipple shaving
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Mom said you looked used
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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