Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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