She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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