i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Farmville is her only friend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
