Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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