You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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