every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well I just put wine in my tea
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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