How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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