they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
