none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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