the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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