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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
