I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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