Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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