"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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