And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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