yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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