Define "chronic" masturbator.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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