She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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