party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
