I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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