You're completely useless in the revolution.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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