Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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