weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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