He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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