she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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