Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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