Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He shit in the fireplace
I did not marry a roomba.
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