"it" just moved
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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