I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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