My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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