He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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