she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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