Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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