There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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