Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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