We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize