Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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