Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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