Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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