You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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