you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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