just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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