My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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