ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We were destined to go to rehab together
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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