cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
