I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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