My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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