lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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