C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had to cum in my sink.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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