whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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