Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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